Okay, so you want to know how Santa writes and mails his letters. After a letter request is received on his Santa Mail Store website, Santa's elves forward the letter request to Santa. Then Santa uses his new Apple G5 computer and types the letters. He used to write all his letters by hand. But since Santa Mail Store is not a secret anymore, Santa is receiving more than a thousand letter requests a day. Santa finally decided to call Steve at Apple and get himself a Mac. Oh, how Santa loves his Mac computer! He personally writes each letter and prints it out. He then folds the letter meticulously and inserts it carefully into one of his personally designed envelopes. He then places a custom Christmas stamp on the envelope and takes it to Santa Mail Post Office there at the North Pole. And the elves at the Santa Mail Post Office mail it all the way to the home of someone very special.